...like she'd been rolling on the floor with them...
I interrogated her for 10 minutes and her skirts revealed this much: GP is female, recently spayed, has been in the company of many dogs, eats dry food, hasn't pooped for a while (but the baby has), there may have been cookies, white hair, very tall, there was some belly rubbing... and the bitch needed a bath.
I'll get to the bottom of this! I'm going to sniff those skirts every day until I find out why she's been seeing someone else behind my back. And playing with the candy flavored cookie baby without bringing her home for me.
...first the bear dog, then the fluffy black one, and now some giant white thing!
Am I not enough for her?
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