...at last. They came for us.
I want to thank everyone at old mcdonalds farm for feeding us and telling us we were cute but I am so glad to be out of there and back home.
I can't say any more right now. I have to get back to my sofa and blankie. I've got a lot of sleep to catch up on.
Friday, March 28, 2008
Friday, March 21, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
HELP!
I managed to smuggle this message out, but I have to keep it short.
This is NOT what they promised it would be like.
Indoor-outdoor living, a private luxury suite, a vacation...NOT!
They have put us in a concrete prison cell with only one blankie each and a new (rottweiler) toy for some company. I don't know if we'll ever see grass or trees or a sofa again.
There are other dogs here and they don't look happy. We might have to organize.
Mama didn't even say goodbye.
I don't know if I can ever forgive her for this.
They said two weeks. Keep us in your thoughts till then.
I'll be strong. No one can make me miserable without my permission.
I'll be back.
This is NOT what they promised it would be like.
Indoor-outdoor living, a private luxury suite, a vacation...NOT!
They have put us in a concrete prison cell with only one blankie each and a new (rottweiler) toy for some company. I don't know if we'll ever see grass or trees or a sofa again.
There are other dogs here and they don't look happy. We might have to organize.
Mama didn't even say goodbye.
I don't know if I can ever forgive her for this.
They said two weeks. Keep us in your thoughts till then.
I'll be strong. No one can make me miserable without my permission.
I'll be back.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Apologies and Thanks
I am so sorry, loyal readers, for neglecting you.
I have been meaning to say thank you for my blog reader's choice award, which I was very honored to receive - sorry I couldn't be there in person. There were a great many blogs out there, including many featuring excellent dogs and the people who love and feed them, and I was surprised and delighted to be voted as one of the favorites.
I'd like to thank my people, especially the soft one - I mean mama - who helped me with the typing (she has long fingers). Also papa, who feeds me every morning, and gets my day started right. I'd also like to thank my dog parents (I miss you guys, wherever you are!) and my previous people, who started my interest in the world wide web (I miss you too, Steve and Kari!). Bubbles, my best friend, and all my other friends - Lucky Lab-Hound, Pippin Poodle and Trigger Spaniel, Bud Lab, Buster Lab, Dusty Rose Akita, Pixie Bear Dog, Angel, Bumper and Gingko Pugs, Pedro Pug and Chai Pug - thank you for your support. And to my fans and their four legged friends, thank you.
I'd also like to reassure you that after much searching and a little worrying we have found a place to stay for the next couple of weeks. Old McDonald has a farm out near the mall and he is going to set us up with a suite, with indoor-outdoor living. Mama had said we were going to go to prison with Pixie, but they were full up, so we're off to the farm instead. mama said we can go to prison next time, and help the ladies who made some bad mistakes. She said they are trying to turn their lives around by becoming dog groomers, and that sounds like a good thing to me (even though I hate being groomed).
Well I'm going to be away from the computer for a while (I know, I have been already, but you signed up for my blog on google reader, right?) but I'll be back! Maybe not till April, but I'll try to get Old McDonald to let me borrow his laptop so I can let you know what the farm is like.
Later people!
I have been meaning to say thank you for my blog reader's choice award, which I was very honored to receive - sorry I couldn't be there in person. There were a great many blogs out there, including many featuring excellent dogs and the people who love and feed them, and I was surprised and delighted to be voted as one of the favorites.
I'd like to thank my people, especially the soft one - I mean mama - who helped me with the typing (she has long fingers). Also papa, who feeds me every morning, and gets my day started right. I'd also like to thank my dog parents (I miss you guys, wherever you are!) and my previous people, who started my interest in the world wide web (I miss you too, Steve and Kari!). Bubbles, my best friend, and all my other friends - Lucky Lab-Hound, Pippin Poodle and Trigger Spaniel, Bud Lab, Buster Lab, Dusty Rose Akita, Pixie Bear Dog, Angel, Bumper and Gingko Pugs, Pedro Pug and Chai Pug - thank you for your support. And to my fans and their four legged friends, thank you.
I'd also like to reassure you that after much searching and a little worrying we have found a place to stay for the next couple of weeks. Old McDonald has a farm out near the mall and he is going to set us up with a suite, with indoor-outdoor living. Mama had said we were going to go to prison with Pixie, but they were full up, so we're off to the farm instead. mama said we can go to prison next time, and help the ladies who made some bad mistakes. She said they are trying to turn their lives around by becoming dog groomers, and that sounds like a good thing to me (even though I hate being groomed).
Well I'm going to be away from the computer for a while (I know, I have been already, but you signed up for my blog on google reader, right?) but I'll be back! Maybe not till April, but I'll try to get Old McDonald to let me borrow his laptop so I can let you know what the farm is like.
Later people!
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
Pugsitter Needed
Now I know that this blog goes out to the world-wide-web, which is all world wide and webby, but this message is really just for you folks who know me. You know, the library peeps and our local fans (yes, both of you!). Maybe some of papa's peeps read this blog. You're eligible too.
Here's the thing: my mama just told me that we're going to be abandoned in March for 2 weeks. She's off to see granma and the kiwis, and papa is going too. They're far away, from what I can tell. So mama told me to find myself a pugsitter, or I'll have to go stay in a cage. We don't like cages.
Help us people, you're our only hope!
To be my pugsitter you need to have a house. We like to run around and play, but we're little, so your house can be little too. If you don't have to pay a pet deposit I guess we could stay in an apartment. I know how to stand by the door and ask to go potty. The main point is we're inside dogs. You can't lock us out. I don't like the cold and Bubbles is old.
You absolutely must have a couch or sofa or cushy chair, and we will be jumping up on it, so that has to be OK. I will bring my own bedroll, but I'm used to having a human cushion. I won't lie on a floor if there's a lap or chair available. At night I would love to sleep in your bed, but my family doesn't allow that. They lock us in the kitchen. You can make your own call on that if I hire you to pugsit, but be aware that Bubbles farts a lot, and we both shed.
We don't mind if you don't want to walk us or don't have time every day. We like to sleep. Mama takes us out for about 15 minutes a day for walks, and we need a couple of potty breaks a day (we can hold it for 8 or 10 hours though, if you're at work), and a bit of playtime. But besides that, we'll be sleeping or following you around.
I like kids. I like people. Bubbles doesn't give a damn. We can get along with other dogs too, although you'd have to introduce us properly, and tell your dogs not to jump on us. No hanky panky, OK? We're a bit afraid of big dogs if they jump on us. We like (to chase) cats so if you are cat peeps we might have to do some very careful introductions to make that work. But I'm willing to give it a try if you are.
We especially love old people, and soft people, and lazy people. And young people. We prefer to have a person or two around for a good part of the day, but we can wait if you have to go to school or work. Just so long as you don't mind some big kisses and cuddles when you get home.
So if you know my mama let her know you want to try out to pugsit. We're talking about the last 2 weeks of March. You know, around Easter. We can come and hang out before then and get to know everyone. You can test us out and see what you think. We are willing to offer the right person some financial compensation too. But I know you don't care about that - you just want to have a nice cozy lap-warmer to keep you company for a while.
Sound like a job for you? Then talk to my mama, email her or comment on this blog, and we'll set the whole thing up.
I'm waiting...
Here's the thing: my mama just told me that we're going to be abandoned in March for 2 weeks. She's off to see granma and the kiwis, and papa is going too. They're far away, from what I can tell. So mama told me to find myself a pugsitter, or I'll have to go stay in a cage. We don't like cages.
Help us people, you're our only hope!
To be my pugsitter you need to have a house. We like to run around and play, but we're little, so your house can be little too. If you don't have to pay a pet deposit I guess we could stay in an apartment. I know how to stand by the door and ask to go potty. The main point is we're inside dogs. You can't lock us out. I don't like the cold and Bubbles is old.
You absolutely must have a couch or sofa or cushy chair, and we will be jumping up on it, so that has to be OK. I will bring my own bedroll, but I'm used to having a human cushion. I won't lie on a floor if there's a lap or chair available. At night I would love to sleep in your bed, but my family doesn't allow that. They lock us in the kitchen. You can make your own call on that if I hire you to pugsit, but be aware that Bubbles farts a lot, and we both shed.
We don't mind if you don't want to walk us or don't have time every day. We like to sleep. Mama takes us out for about 15 minutes a day for walks, and we need a couple of potty breaks a day (we can hold it for 8 or 10 hours though, if you're at work), and a bit of playtime. But besides that, we'll be sleeping or following you around.
I like kids. I like people. Bubbles doesn't give a damn. We can get along with other dogs too, although you'd have to introduce us properly, and tell your dogs not to jump on us. No hanky panky, OK? We're a bit afraid of big dogs if they jump on us. We like (to chase) cats so if you are cat peeps we might have to do some very careful introductions to make that work. But I'm willing to give it a try if you are.
We especially love old people, and soft people, and lazy people. And young people. We prefer to have a person or two around for a good part of the day, but we can wait if you have to go to school or work. Just so long as you don't mind some big kisses and cuddles when you get home.
So if you know my mama let her know you want to try out to pugsit. We're talking about the last 2 weeks of March. You know, around Easter. We can come and hang out before then and get to know everyone. You can test us out and see what you think. We are willing to offer the right person some financial compensation too. But I know you don't care about that - you just want to have a nice cozy lap-warmer to keep you company for a while.
Sound like a job for you? Then talk to my mama, email her or comment on this blog, and we'll set the whole thing up.
I'm waiting...
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